I always say drunk people provide the best perspective…

“Prior to fleeing from my desk as if it were that thing in “Cloverfield” or better yet the movie itself”
what?! i really liked that movie

I luv it. Its the best. I would do a thing like this too if i could right words good.

I like your grandmom’s way of thinking.
She is so right about chasing a man…
even with times being as crazy as they are
and different from when she was on the scene (ms. jackson, wasn’t nasty!),
I have to say, getting married won’t stop dudes from being dudes
the only thing that will curb their habits is if the dude feels he worked hard to get something incredible
and he wouldn’t want to fuck it up, so he’ll be good.
if it comes mad easy or is trailing him hard…he’s out.
maybe not in body
but in mind and sometimes spirit
that’s why it’s important for women to hone in on a target but also balance the scale with bait and catch

Don’t the principles of satire usually mean some semblance of truth? Barack nor his wife are members of the Taliban or Al Queda, this ish was just plain bogus and slanderous. Flag burning etc is all propaganda. Wack to the max. Yes, really.

I don’t think you’re crazy. I believe its possible to be in a long lasting relationship without have to share your partner with other people. It depends on the people in the relationship. Maybe I’m delusional but i can’t help but believe that its possible even with all my kinky sexual fantasies.

When it comes down to it, the love btwn the the will carry them through. Its about trust, honesty, devotion and openly believing in the person that you marry. With those things you won’t need anyone else.

The problem is most men and women don’t believe in the people their with, so they seek sanctuary elsewhere. As we all know the grass is always greener in someone else’s yard, right…?

Maybe not.

ILOVE THIS SONG and the video is not bad..

That is too funny… just a little taste of what I hear during work..

This just proves that america is not ready to have a black man for president..

so here is what it is in my humble opinion. happyness is a new concept. prior to the silver screen the movie scenes and of course womens rights, there wasnt much romance in the whole sac up and shack up process. these marital relationshits were often arranged, so clearly happiness was not the order of the day. in most cases the two would learn to love one another or at the very least keep the discontent to a low murmor. even in tribes of africa there isnt much evidence of true love being at the forefront of peoples minds when deciding on a mate. In this wise, i dont think love and happiness are dying breeds as much as their expectancy is a burgeoning desire just now beginning to take its first ackward steps into the centerstage of all our hearts and minds. in this case it is and instance of art agitating life imitating art. so, much like all revolutionary ideas, creating true love and lasting happiness is up to the trailblazers among us to model tweek and successfully engineer, in hopes that it will one day become the standard.

Unless of course this is just the narcissistic blab of a man who likes to hear himself talk. you be the jury.

b-fizz

this chick is just ridiculously dope and this is one of my anthems/affirmations. love it! makes me wanna fight crime

You just need to make your health the priority baby.” Oh shit!!! i think i just pissed my diaper. LMAO

Q, I had no idea what a great story teller you are. That had me crackin’ up! The adventures in fabulocity never cease to amaze me. You know how it seems most will slow down enough to look so they can’t walk over/around you and keep moving. So I did get a little warm inside when you noted that at least some people stopped and in their own way tried to help you.

ha! I love creative people even if they initially misstep (Curl-Fro? I forgive you). Who knew that Hillary/Illary could get down like that?!

That ish was hella long, but way better than that actual Barack music video by Sa-Ra… that joint annoyed me so much that I didn’t even wanna hear the name Barack. But this was hilarious, I wanna hear this in the club now.

lol

SMH…. Damn shame

oh WHY did I have to miss this? Btw btwn this and steps… im always missing the good shit… lol.

illary was hot, lol… and i love sa-ra, but that song made me want to go deaf.

Truth Q! I’ve thought about this too and you really have to love money to make a lot of it (unless you invented the chia pet or won big on wheel of fortune). If you dedicate so much time and energy to that quest, you got nothing left to give to another person because you’re tired from making money.

I’m married, broke and happy and I’ll take that over rich and single any day of the week.

eating popcorn with chopsticks. you fool lol

anyway, i cosign

oh shittt!!!!!!!!!!!

Busta on that Fried Chicken track with Nas? how bout it. get some a tht.

That Don Cornelius line is hilarious

gosh i love my gays… don’t you just love new york?!. lol.

You have got to be fucking kidding me Q! LMAO, only in NY

lmao

- No, but I can take you to pleasuretown (says a middleaged seemingly conservative woman)

a woman said that? wow

R U Kidding me!!!!!

PLEASURETOWN????!!!!! WHAT?!

I can recall the horrible feeling that came over me the first time I boarded the A being from the Bronx and truly understanding how a dog in a back seat feels when the driver makes an errant turn away from the park and toward the vet and you can barely make it out through the dog carrier holes but you know something is terribly wrong. Oh the sweet agony.

there are tears running down my face as i read this. you know when you laugh hard but no sound comes out and you occasionally gasp for air?? yeah, that’s me. i’m @ work and folks are looking at me like i’m insane.

“pleasuretown”?? “middleaged seemingly conservative woman”??? those are the ones you have to watch out for… low key freaks.

“Yea you gotta go down three blocks and make a right( we were standing directly on MacDougal when this was said)”… i’m going to need jesus to take the wheel on this one.

lmao… i need this on a t-shirt. he’s too funny.

LOLOL thats hilarious

yes i believe we all fall victim to the naivete of childhood recitals. for instance my brother tells me that when i was a shade above ten and a few years below comprehension i would parade around the house singing “yeah baby i like it rawwww!” a la ol’ dirty bastard. of course i was in the dark as to what exactly i enjoyed raw but i loved the repetitive lyrics and melody.

“We’re about three blocks from the M train” i cant stop laughing!!!

One word… “CHURCH!”

poignantly perfect … terrifically tragic …

DAMN!!
That pretty much sums it up. . .

lmao, that’s the most cheering i’ve ever heard from a crowd @ an wnba game.

candace parker went IN on that other girl. now that’s what i call taking somebody down.

shoving refs??? if i didn’t know any better (and hadn’t looked @ their ponytails), i’d think this was the nba or with the way they were on the floor, the nfl. lol

You just need to go ‘head & accept the fact. Just embrace it & take that bow

Ok that is all kinds of crazy. I didn’t appreciate the bleeding heart draggin its plates (you know me, don’t mess with my food). But it was poetic.

I’m LOL-ing at “The sun will come out tomorrow. In the meantime there’s no need to look like an orphan.” I love that line.

Ok but you have to do a post with the quote you overheard from the guy whose girl bought him dinner at the restaurant.

Ha, you forgot the piece de resistance of that song–when he sings “dumb b*tch” at the end of one of the choruses.

I……HATE these damn shoes: “Sigerson Morrison Rain Flats” The first chance I get I’m gonna kidnap those green flats and hold them for ransom!!! let it be known!

U aint right.

I know its very naïve of me to think this but I don’t think that will & jada are in an open marriage. He keeps sayin that if either of us ever were to… then we would keep it a hundred w/ each other. Anyway its not easy to find love b/c ppl r stupid, both male & female so we find something to pick at to use as a scape goat for why this person isn’t the one for them. Love exists but it takes work, just like a career, house, friendship, some new LV kicks or Gucci’s (whtvr ur preference) etc. One thing always rings true, “actions speak louder than words”. we must stop looking at what a significant others says & simply watch there actions. As with anything we must weigh the pros & cons then what things u can put up with & which things are unacceptable. The person for me has no limits, they r willin to lay it down for ya boy. A wise man once said: take it or leave it alone.
I see you Q!!!!

Well I didn’t even like the new testament that much but ‘the dark knight’ is definitely the best sequel ever. Plz note broken record: biggest opening ever.

Oh & uh next time u see me in a theater (i don’t care what time it is or if ur not sure its me come & check!) say somethin!!!
I see you Q!!!!

I’m happy u bought a map cuz every time there’s a function you call & ask me: how do u get there again??? LMAO!
I see you Q!!!!

SMH & LMAO, yea, like being fly out ranks having a home (riiight). Being fly is probably the reason why his a&& is homeless. Ouch, too cruel.
I see you Q!!!!

LMFAO, y am I just now hearing about this? Too funny, I finished reading went & got a cup of water & I’m still laughing.

***** Is she on the crackrock?? Am I still on the ground?? And most importantly: Am I really that fruckin’ skinny… & “Don’t worry sugar, I used to have a problem with the eating disorders too…*******

Yes Q, ish like this only happens to you. This seems like a dream Monique would’ve had: F*** yall skinny b****** lol. Keep strutin’ sis, still LMFAO!
I see you Q!!!!